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		<title>Story about Infinity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owned by brothers. One evening, while everyone was out at a bar-b-que, one of the hotels burned to the ground. The brothers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owned by brothers. One evening, while everyone was out at a bar-b-que, one of the hotels burned to the ground. The brothers got together and worked out a plan. In the remaining hotel, they moved all guests to twice their room number &#8212; room 101 moved to 202, room 1234 moved to room 2468, etc. Then all the odd number rooms were empty, and there were an infinite number of odd rooms. So the guests from the other hotel moved into them.</p>
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		<title>A dollar equals to 10 cents</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=&#62; $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=&#62; squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=&#62; $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=&#62; $1 = 10 cent
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent<br />
Proof:<br />
We know that $1 = 100 cents<br />
Divide both sides by 100<br />
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents<br />
=&gt; $ 1/100 = 1 cent<br />
Take square root both side<br />
=&gt; squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)<br />
=&gt; $ 1/10 = 1 cent<br />
Multiply both side by 10<br />
=&gt; $1 = 10 cent</p>
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		<title>Equal positive integers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twdin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Theorem: All positive integers are equal.
&#160;
Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
&#160;
Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N &#62; 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.
&#160;
Proceed by induction.
&#160;
If N = 1, then A and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Theorem: All positive integers are equal.</p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p>Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.</p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p>Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N &gt; 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.</p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p>Proceed by induction.</p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p>If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B.</p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p>Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A, B) = k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B.</p>
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