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	<title>Jokes in Top Web Directory</title>
	<link>http://twd.in/jokes</link>
	<description>Various Jokes including funny, gross, one liners, pick up lines, pranks, wierd jokes.</description>
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		<title>Online Games Zone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had previously posted about the Gamr Arcade. Here is another Online gaming arcade where you can play Online Games.
Online Games Zone is a gaming arcade including free games from the following categories:


Action and Jump &#38; Run Games


Sport &#8211; Sports Games


Fun &#38; Joy Games


Classic &#38; Retro Games


Shooting Games &#8211; Shooter Games


Puzzle &#38; Mental Exercise Games


Skill [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/games/online-games-zone</link>
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		<title>Review Great Gamr Gaming Arcade</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GreatGamr.com is a great gaming arcade with hundreds of games available. Games are sorted by Arcade, Adventure, Action, Puzzle, Shooting, Sports, Strategy and Miscellaneous. You can also view the latest games and the recently played games. The games are of good quality and enjoyable. You can register and become one of their top scorers. The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/games/review-great-gamr-gaming-arcade</link>
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		<title>Story about Infinity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owned by brothers. One evening, while everyone was out at a bar-b-que, one of the hotels burned to the ground. The brothers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/intellectual/story-about-infinity</link>
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		<title>The Blonde Wife</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
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Man: What&#8217;s the problem officer?
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Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
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Man: No sir, I was going 65.
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Blonde Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his Blonde Wife a dirty look.)
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Cop: I&#8217;m also going to give you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/blonde/the-blonde-wife</link>
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		<title>Prison Versus Housewives</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In prison, you get three square meals a day.
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At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it.
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In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.
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At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/cool/prison-versus-housewives</link>
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		<title>A dollar equals to 10 cents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=&#62; $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=&#62; squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=&#62; $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=&#62; $1 = 10 cent
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		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/intellectual/a-dollar-equals-to-10-cents</link>
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		<title>A True Blonde</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said &#8220;You know &#8211; it&#8217;s blondes like that that give us a bad name!&#8221;
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To this, the other blonde replies &#8220;I know it, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/blonde/a-true-blonde</link>
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		<title>Doctors Meet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, &#8220;People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.&#8221; The others agreed.
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Then one said, &#8220;Since [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/clean/doctors-meet</link>
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		<title>You are a chicken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man runs to the doctor and says, &#8220;Doctor, you&#8217;ve got to help me. My wife thinks she&#8217;s a chicken!&#8221;
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The doctor asks, &#8220;How long has she had this condition?&#8221;
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&#8220;Two years,&#8221; says the man.
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&#8220;Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?&#8221; asked the shrink.
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The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/clean/you-are-a-chicken</link>
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		<title>Don&#039;t say this to a Cop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
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20. I can&#8217;t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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19. Sorry officer, I didn&#8217;t realize my radar detector wasn&#8217;t plugged in.
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18. Aren&#8217;t you the guy from the villiage people?
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17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://twd.in/jokes/clean/dont-say-this-to-a-cop</link>
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